If you are like me, not good in English but want to write a prefect break up email. You are in luck, we do it the Web2.0 way.

Don’t ask me. I am as surprised as you are to learn that such a website exist. Anyway, below is my break up email. Prefect!

Dear bitch,

I’m writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Do you realize that you’re a total loser? It might be hard for you to believe, but one thing I can tell you for sure: you really need to work on your skills in bed. I mean, you’re just plain bad at sex. Here’s some food for thought: you’re an asshole!

Some people get very little money out of their job. Some people get dumped. Joy of joys, you get both.

Sorry, but you’re not even worth keeping as a friend. Why are you so boring? I’ve seen rocks that are more interesting than you. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I’ll beat you with a frozen salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.

Get lost loser!
Kitkat

Click here to craft your own break up email. Send it to your girlfriend or boyfriend, and I am sure you will have great success and joy in dumping her/him the Web2.0 way! Hahaha…